On 23 Aug 2004 03:15:59 GMT, in alt.flame Bango Skank <***@mason.snuh> wrote:
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:> On 21 Aug 2004 01:37:58 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
:> <***@mason.snuh> wrote:
:>
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:>:> On 20 Aug 2004 06:25:18 GMT, in alt.flame "Alas, Babylon"
:>:> <***@mason.snuh> wrote:
:>:>
:>:>:subRoutine.exe <s!0.0^***@911mmvs> wrote in
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:> [...]
:>
:>:>:>:>:>:Look at what it did to MC Hammer.
:>:>:>:>:>
:>:>:>:>:> What would you know about music, Twisted Sister?
:>:>:
:>:>:Well, I make music.
:>:>
:>:> You're much better at making a Usenet fool of yourself. So why abandon
:>:> such a fledgling career?
:>:
:>:What's it like, trying to ingratiate yourself with musicians by being a
:>:sycophant?
:>
:> You seem to think musicians are of some kind of different breed, Jason.
:> That's why they won't talk to you. They think you're a loser instead of
:> a normal human being. No one needs to ingratiate themselves to them,
:> they're very much like any other person only in some cases a few tend to
:> be incredibly stupid because of their drug abuse. You see, the trick to
:> becoming a musician is not to do the druggie scene BEFORE you have a
:> huge following of listeners. It's only AFTER these guys have made their
:> money do they start fucking things up like that. With you though - and
:> people like you who think they're musicians - you get involved with the
:> drugs immediately in order to make quick friends. When time is short,
:> how are you ever going to get them to remember you when you're sharing
:> bong hits? You're going in reverse without making a buck for survival
:> and barring yourself from ever connecting to anyone who'd normally call
:> you back when they're in town again. You're practically the biggest
:> loser on the planet for thinking you're participating in some kind of
:> music scene.
:>
:> So tell me, who's ever going to agree with your dumb opinions on music?
:> You know shit about what you're talking about because you're so unclever
:> and stupid.
:
:Nice rant, groupie.
:
Jason, you suck at flaming. Anyone can kick your ass. A kindergarten comments is
not a valid defence against your apparent bigotry and stupidity.
:>:>:You're a male groupie.
:>:>
:>:> First of all, the genre of hardcore purists I belong to
:>:
:>:"Hardcore purists" don't really listen to Ministry, do they?
:>:Particularly the latter day, dreadful stuff.
:>
:> Hardcore purists listen to whatever they want to listen to and like
:> whatever they want to like. Whether or not they own a 'Kylie' or 'Janis
:> Joplin' record, it still doesn't mean they're unable to separate the
:> junk from the innovators. You fit right in by getting high with them and
:> then you wonder why they forget you.
:
:You really are quite the drooling fuckwit, aren't you?
Again, kindergarten comments are not a valid defence for your bigotry and
stupidity.
:
:>:> reject such
:>:> infantile notions. Secondly, your assumption consists of the same type
:>:> of innovation one would expect from a Green Day cover-band. And
:>:> finally, what stopped you from posting an all out faglame?
:>:
:>:Fumble for words, buddy.
:>
:> Fumble for what words? Are you saying you're unable to follow the
:> progression of music from bands like 'The Descendants'
:
:Descendents?
:
:Were we talking about music?
What do the first two comments at the top seem to say?
:
:> to others like
:> 'G.B.H.'
:
:What progression are you talking about? You invoke 1982 punk rock for
:flaming credibility?
Modern "punk" a la Green Day is totally derived from it, dumbass.
:
:> and then finally to rip-offs like bumblegum chewing 'Green
:> Day'? Is that all you know from your druggie-days? Or are you saying you
:> didn't post an all out faglame because you're too stoned right now and
:> didn't get it?
:
:What sort of sick perversion requires you to beg to be fag-lamed?
Peewee's are not a valid defence for your bigotry and stupidity.
:
:>:
:>:>:>:>:> That Tom Araya still carries around the stupid cross you gave
:>:>:>:>:> him and
:>:>:
:>:>:Hardly the pinnacle of my life, is it?
:>:>
:>:> You related the pinnacle of your life when you lamented about the Bad
:>:> Brains; specifically when you assumed a black guy like HR must hate
:>:> all white people because he didn't indulge you in any of your vacuous
:>:> druggie-day reminiscing.
:>:
:>:You seem to have the depth of a shoehorn.
:>
:> I was summarizing your story, you fucking moron. Remember the one you
:> told me?
:
:You seem to be embellishing it a bit there, CondensedBooK.
Not in at all. I merely came to a logical conclusion regarding your garbled
story.
:
:
:> Take a look at this you shamefully tweaked-out imbecile...
:
:You seem to have latched onto my nuts like a leech.
Faglames are not a valid defence against your bigotry and stupidity.
:
:> ------------------------insert----------------------------------
:>
:> Re: Twisted Sister Fans of the World, Unite!
:> From: Tupac Chopra <***@mason.snuh>
:> <***@207.14.113.17>
:>
:> So, the kid says he went to some dope house or another, I guess in
:> Texas. As he was coming in, he says, someone stood up and blew the
:> biggest cloud of crack smoke he had ever seen in his life and walked
:> out. And this kid has probably seen a few. The exhaler was of course,
:> Gibby.
:>
:>
:> I had a pot and acid dealer I worked with in Baton Rouge. He was bi, and
:> he sold to skinheads. He was a weird chap. Anyway, he gets a call "HR
:> from Bad Brains is in town, and he wants some pot."
:>
:> Well, send him over...
:>
:> So HR comes, and, we'll call him "Bob", puts down a QP or whatever in
:> front of him. "Help yourself, man".
:>
:> HR rolled grabbed a huge handful and threw it into a piece of newspaper.
:> Rolled it up into a cone, and smoked the whole thing. Then he left
:> without ever saying a word.
:>
:> A few years later, I saw HR in New Orleans, so I related the tale to him
:> and asked him about it.
:>
:> He STILL didn't say a single word. I still don't know if he doesn't talk
:> to white people, or if he was on acid.
:>
:> ------------------------insert----------------------------------
:>
:> You're apparently blaming a black guy for ignoring you because he must
:> either be on acid or he doesn't speak to 'white people'. What kind of
:> jackass are you? That was an incredibly stupid remark. You're obviously
:> a crackerjack with barely enough brain cells to spare for a
:> semi-coherent retelling of your story.
:
:You have some incredibly convoluted kook thoughts swimming around in that
:head of yours.
"I still don't know if he doesn't talk to white people, or if he was on acid."
Blaming a black guy for your stupidity is not a valid defence either.
:>:
:>:> Let me tell you something about the "black man", Jason: like any other
:>:> person, he doesn't owe you a response. Maybe if you could convince him
:>:> next time that it's extremely important he answer, I'm sure he just
:>:> might recommend a good African proctologist to help you cope with the
:>:> biggest arsing of your r/l drug-dealing career.
:>:
:>:You sure do seem to be making a big deal out of nothing. Is this what
:>:groupies do for fun in their off time?
:>
:> <rolls eyes>
:> Why stop there, Jason? We probably all suck eachother's dicks for all
:> you know. Add that to your list of questions the next time you do a bong
:> hit with 'HR'.
:
:I didn't realize I was going to be participating in interactive fiction
:with you.
:
You don't realize anything Jason. You're just a stupid bigot with no chance of
ever making it as a musician because you're socially retarded.
:>:
:>:>:>:>:> hair bands like Skid Row rokked?
:>:>:
:>:>:Where did you get this kooky idea, by the way?
:>:>
:>:> Considering how you blame black people for your own stupidity, I don't
:>:> think it's much of a stretch to see you in one of Baz's sweaty "AIDS
:>:> Kills Fags Dead!" t-shirts, hmmmm?
:>:
:>:You do wear your feelings on your sleeve, don't you?
:>
:> Was that a semi-coherent IKY? Can you speak without garbling?
:
:How have you managed to work a litany of 'fags', 'suck each other's dicks',
:'proctologist' into a conversation that previously lacked such terms? And
:to then project your own feelings onto others?
:
I never posted any peewees like you just did. Therefore you aren't following the
thread properly. Get off the drugs first.
:>:>:> Shouldn't that be a little too 'Bon Jovi' for
:>:>:>:>:> the average taste? Or maybe it's too honky for HR?
:>:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:>:I suggest you stay in your weight division, chum.
:>:>:>:>
:>:>:>:> Yeah, forgive me if I should ever trample upon your
:>:>:>:> hair-sprayed-lite ass.
:>:>:>:
:>:>:>:You seem to have me confused with Eric Saeger, or perhaps Governor
:>:>:>:Moonplow.
:>:>:>
:>:>:> Wrong, I'm pretty sure I'm talking to idiot here.
:>:>:
:>:>:You speak the language, anyway.
:>:>:
:>:> You rather incriminate yourself than build a proper defense, dullard.
:>:
:>:If only you could build a proper sentence.
:>
:> Then start setting an example, you idiot. You can't just make a blanket
:> statement without citing proper examples or helping to raise standards.
:
:I am not your sensei, fuckhead.
Right, you are a stupid clueless bigot who can't cite any significant examples
nor raise any standards to back your idiotic assertions.
:>:>:>:I understand that you must feel rather bad,
:>:>:> ^
:>:>:> Deanna Troi thinks he's an empath. Must be from the time you and
:>:>:> Vince Neil inhaled Pam aerosol with Teflon, PVC, & Polyethylene.
:>:>:
:>:>:Yes, that makes total sense.
:>:>
:>:> You're an idiot. You agreed with my assertion that you sniff Pam
:>:> aerosol.
:>:
:>:And you're highly respected by hardcore purists.
:>:
:>:; )
:>
:> "DOH!"
:
:
:Do you call upon your hardcore purists as a Catholic would a saint? Do they
:help you get through the day?
What kind of drugs would make you post such an idiotic statement?
:
:"I actually got to hang out with Ministry once!"
Indeed. And they spoke to me unlike HR who totally ignored your reminiscing
about the druggie days.
:>:>:>:being kicked around this newsgroup for years,
:>:>:>
:>:>:> Seems too far-fetched, cite some examples.
:>:>:
:>:>:This impotent volley of yours, for instance.
:>:>:
:>:> Doesn't count because it merely asks you to cite a significant example
:>:> which obviously doesn't exist.
:>:
:>:From what little I know of you,
:>
:> That's right Jason, you know nothing. It's what makes you such an easy
:> target.
:>
:>:you're the biggest bottom feeder in
:>:alt.flame.
:>
:> You're going to have to cite examples. Since you obviously can't, (no
:> surprise there), you're not aware of how silly you appear.
:
:I thought it was a given that you were a soiled dishrag in the realm of
:alt.flame.
In fact it's not considering how easily you've become my punching bag, eh?
:
:>:I think I've been here a year or so, daily, and never took
:>:notice of you.
:>
:> Had you known me earlier you might have learned something sooner.
:
:So you used to be better?
I've always been great.
:>:Your name seems to be James. Are you Marijames, by any chance?
:>
:> So is this Jason's planned 'final-assault'? Your Rocket Salvo of Death?
:> Your own 'Battery Inc.'? Comparing me to MariJames while you're having
:> trouble citing a significant example, which as a result, proves your
:> mind-boggling stupidity?
:>
:> You're a garbled mess, Jason.
:>
:> Get off the drugs.
:
:You're not MariJames, then? The one who emailed me in some convoluted award
:kiting scheme?
Get off the drugs, Jason.
:>:>:
:>:>:>:but attempting to vent your acquired aggression
:>:>:>:toward me will only exacerbate your condition.
:>:>:>
:>:>:> Oh, are you and Dean going to do something about it? Poor Dean is
:>:>:> posting at a loss for words these days. How is that going to help
:>:>:> you?
:>:>:
:>:>:Have Dean on the brain, do you?
:>:>:
:>:> Rather he has my boot stuck in his arse. You can tell him to keep it
:>:> as a souvenir or pair it with the other one I left with you.
:>:
:>:Ah, you attended the Moonplow school of "I won! I won!", didn't you?
:>
:> What are you talking about? I refer to my own highly skilled degree in
:> ass-kicking; everything else is just a cheap facsimile.
:
:Well, I certainly want no truck with a certified ass-kicker, now do I?
:
:Golly.
:
Your kindergarten wisdom is laughable at best.
:>:
:>:
:>:>:> And on your own you're not even sure whether you should kiss my ass
:>:>:> or make empty threats.
:>:>:
:>:>:Which would explain why I did neither.
:>:>
:>:> "Attempting to vent your acquired agression[sic] toward me will only
:>:> exacerbate your condition."
:>:>
:>:> Let's talk about fence-sitting for a moment...
:>:>
:>:> Fence-sitting:
:>:> Pronunciation: 'fen(t)s-"si-ti[ng]
:>:> Function: noun
:>:> :a state of indecision or neutrality with respect to conflicting
:>:> :positions
:>:>
:>:>
:>:> Jason C., Fence-sitter
:>:> : "I think I need another hit from the bong, man,
:>:> but I can't seem to reach it."
:>:
:>:
:>:Are you always this clumsy when you try to write?
:>
:> You have a choice to make, idiot. Make one. In your own mind, what did
:> you think you did? Tell us.
:
:What did I think I did?
I asked you the question first.
:
:Are you an armchair psychoanalyst?
:
Just trying to determine the actual depth of your idiocy, Jason.
:>:
:>:>:
:>:>:> Too bad HR thought you were such a nerd. He could have taught you
:>:>:> something.
:>:>:
:>:>:You're the hanger-on of musicians, kid, not I.
:>:>
:>:> My musician friends talk to me, Jason. We exchange ideas because I
:>:> don't bore them with vacuous druggie-day reminiscing.
:>:
:>:Your musician friends?
:>
:> That is what I said, dimwit.
:
:
:Are your musician friends going to be making an appearance on your behalf?
:Like the Super-Friends?
:
Your kindergarten wisdom must be so enlightening for the newbie-set.
:>:
:>:
:>:> Jason C: "Hey man, remember the time you bought pot from my "friend"?"
:>:>
:>:> HR, thinking to himself: ["What's this stupid honky talking about?"]
:>:>
:>:> Jason C: "C'mon man, I'm talking to you? HAH?! YOU DON'T LIKE TALKING
:>:> TO WHITE GUYS OR
:>:> SOMETHING!? TALK TO MEEEEE! TALK TO MEEEEEeeee
:>:> PLLLLLEEEAAAAASSSSSSE."
:>:>
:>:> HR: ["Get out of my way fool."]
:>:>
:>:> Jason C: "You know you give all black people a bad name because you're
:>:> stoned and don't like talking to white people. THAT'S THE
:>:> LAST TIME I SELL YOU ANYTHING FROM MY STASH YOU
:>:> UNGRATEFUL BLACK BASTARD!!!
:>:
:>:
:>:Thank you for that lovely imaginary narrative. Can you write up a Slayer
:>:story next? Or a Brutal Truth one?
:>
:> Nonsense, it corresponds nicely with the story you wrote:
:
:If one assumes the translator once had a glue habit, and is employed by
:virtue of special legislation.
:
Even when you suck you suck, Jason. There is no amount of kindergarten wisdom
out there that you can use to help save yourself.
:
:> ------------------------insert----------------------------------
:>
:> Re: Twisted Sister Fans of the World, Unite!
:> From: Tupac Chopra <***@mason.snuh>
:> <***@207.14.113.17>
:>
:> So, the kid says he went to some dope house or another, I guess in
:> Texas. As he was coming in, he says, someone stood up and blew the
:> biggest cloud of crack smoke he had ever seen in his life and walked
:> out. And this kid has probably seen a few. The exhaler was of course,
:> Gibby.
:>
:>
:> I had a pot and acid dealer I worked with in Baton Rouge. He was bi, and
:> he sold to skinheads. He was a weird chap. Anyway, he gets a call "HR
:> from Bad Brains is in town, and he wants some pot."
:>
:> Well, send him over...
:>
:> So HR comes, and, we'll call him "Bob", puts down a QP or whatever in
:> front of him. "Help yourself, man".
:>
:> HR rolled grabbed a huge handful and threw it into a piece of newspaper.
:> Rolled it up into a cone, and smoked the whole thing. Then he left
:> without ever saying a word.
:>
:> A few years later, I saw HR in New Orleans, so I related the tale to him
:> and asked him about it.
:>
:> He STILL didn't say a single word. I still don't know if he doesn't talk
:> to white people, or if he was on acid.
:>
:> ------------------------insert----------------------------------
:>
:>:
:>:> [...] my .sig
:>:>
:>:>:Your sig reeks of overcompensation.
:>:>
:>:> I put whatever I please in my .sig. If you have a problem with it,
:>:> report me to the .sig police.
:>:
:>:Who am I to complain about how dickless you look?
:>
:> Save your kindergarten rants.
:
:Ok, dickless.
:
[...]
:
:So Ari has really given you quite a beating, eh?
[Blah blah blah. And the bell rings at recess time.]
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"Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT (***@mail.gr)> wrote:
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"Secondly, votes that are made specifically against me are a
excellent demonstration of the effect my flames have had on the
voter."
Another confirmation weeks later:
"Ari Asikainen" <03:15:38 GMT (***@mail.gr)> wrote:
<40e17838$0$3182$***@news.sexzilla.net>
Perfectly true. If they weren't at least somewhat upset with my
flames, they wouldn't vote for me in that category.
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